It went swimmingly well at her flat on the evening of May 24th; all the better as it was a complete surprise to her. She was awarded a certificate and was garbed in a suitable home-made Aberystwyth gown.
Never one to miss the opportunity to give a speech, I pillaged the web for some graduation speeches from other places, and assembled some pure plagiarism. It was an eye-opener to read some of the utter bollocks that gets spoken on these occasions, even at sensible places. You can read this cannibalised garbage here - it was very well received.
Many congratulations Bea!
- Do not miss the outstanding anthem to the Glengower, composed by Pagan Wanderer Lu.
- Kevin is runner-up in the World Outdoor Cribbage Competition.
The last time I went to the graduation of someone called Bea, it was all very different.