Sunday, 25 May 2014

Bea's Graduation

Kevin recently declared he was no longer a student and that we should all help him celebrate, so we duly reported to the Glen. At that gathering we were informed of Bea Stoykova's mock graduation ceremony, at which I was kindly invited to officiate.

It went swimmingly well at her flat on the evening of May 24th; all the better as it was a complete surprise to her. She was awarded a certificate and was garbed in a suitable home-made Aberystwyth gown.

Never one to miss the opportunity to give a speech, I pillaged the web for some graduation speeches from other places, and assembled some pure plagiarism. It was an eye-opener to read some of the utter bollocks that gets spoken on these occasions, even at sensible places. You can read this cannibalised garbage here - it was very well received.

Many congratulations Bea!


  1. Do not miss the outstanding anthem to the Glengower, composed by Pagan Wanderer Lu.
  2. Kevin is runner-up in the World Outdoor Cribbage Competition.
  3. The last time I went to the graduation of someone called Bea, it was all very different.

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Safle Bws: Hannah's perfomance

Hannahs come in varying degrees of substance and reality: some are little more than names on hoodies while others, for example, make food and have sisters.

Meanwhile, the bus stops of Ceredigion are a well known source of endless fascination.

So it was a very happy day when a thoroughly echt Hannah nominated my personal bus stop as a venue for her performance.

There is a video of the full show: 6 minutes.

For further information:

  1. A bus stop data base.
  2. Bus stops as a data generator.
  3. A thrilling local development.

Friday, 28 March 2014

Every silver lining has a cloud

I was approximately 100% certain that I would not get any Kate Bush tickets, but amazingly in the end, the Boyle/Hanlon alliance triumphed though the girl's diligence.

This was irritating as I had scribed a "sour grapes" posting and had it all ready to go. Wondering what to do with it, Bea said I should Bin it, write an adoring one in awe of your bloody amazing daughter.

So we can agree that she is bloody amazing. Maybe she was already, and this just confirms matters.

So what follows is no longer apposite. The small green blob should be in the other ellipse, and I no longer need to know if anyone has a spare.

Kate Bush tickets for sale

In this diagram, the true scale size of the blue ellipse is microscopic.

Does anyone know where I can find some Kate Bush tickets for sale?

Saturday, 1 February 2014

No elephants in Newtown

On a visit to Newtown (Powys), there were no elephants to be seen, even though a nondescript branch of Burtons was in clear evidence.
On the other hand, there is a lot to be learned about Robert Owen - philanthropist, early developer of model villages (New Lanark) and arguable founder of the Co-operative Movement, presumably never having had the creative ideas later pursued by Revd. Paul Flowers. The Owen museum was opened specially for me and told a good story, while his carefully tended grave flanked the ruins of St Mary's church.

At left:It is the one great and universal interest of the human race to be cordially united and to aid each other to the full extent of their capacities, and at right To the memory of Robert Owen founder of the Co-operative movement this monument was erected by the Co-operative Union acting on behalf of the Co-operators of the United Kingdom 1902.

He had a good next-door neighbour in the shape of Thomas Powell, a prominent Chartist

- quite a hotbed of this kind of thing, Newtown.

With 30 minutes to spare, Newtown yielded up some other gems: the branch of W H Smith seemed to be locked in the 1950s

You can also get your Morris or Wolseley motor fixed, and see a very fine VR 2084/3:
So never mind about the absence of elephants, eh?

Sunday, 26 January 2014

π's in Powys

A year or more ago the Get on with Science project [GOWS] in Wales initiated a project in Ysgol Bro Ddyfi in Machynlleth, aimed at connecting the IT [sic] department with its principal feeder primaries: Ysgol Gynradd Machynlleth, Ysgol Gynradd Glantwymyn, Ysgol Llanbrynmair, Ysgol Dyffryn Dulas. Part of this funded a small number of Raspberry Pi's which permitted the primaries to start, e.g., teaching Scratch. (A jolly good blogpost on GOWS in Mach can be read).

Toward the end of the GOWS funding, Computing at School secured support to provide more Pi's to each of its active Hubs; the nascent mid-Wales Hub used this allocation to further the GOWS intitiative.

Things can move slowly in Wales , not least because some of the primary (and high) schools are exceptionally small by national standards - Bro Ddyfi consistently has fewer than 350 pupils. It is easy to imagine the consequence for specialist staffing and (non-)duplication of skills.

Tomi Rowlands, the highly energetic computing teacher, periodically brings the primaries together in Mach to stimulate ideas - January 24th saw one such day. A lot was done in a short time, including a demo of a HD touch screen display, things with Lego, and App Inventor, and some time with the potential of the Pi's. This was a great session as it was led by Robert Buchan Terry, a year 12 pupil who has been a Pi maniac since before they were released.

Robert spent some time getting the primary teachers (whose aggregate computing credentials were rather low!) up close and personal with some Python code, motivated by the really rather fine Squirrel game. They learned how the most rudimentary knowledge allowed them to adjust game parameters to change its appearance and behaviour - as a motivator to do and learn more this is splendid.

We from CAS learned two things of great benefit: at least one of the primaries was starting up an IT club which, even though the school is probably up a 5 mile unmade muddy road behind several wonky farm gates, we will aim to attend some time soon, and also that Cyngor Sir Ceredigion (Ceredigion County Council) have looked very favourably on GOWS and hope to mount something locally that is similar. This Council appointed its very first IT coordinator just 12 months ago, so this may be a terrific gap to step into.

(Footnote: All the schools are Welsh medium. The workshop was something of a mystery to some of us at times, but words like "Pi" seem to translate reasonably obviously).

Sunday, 5 January 2014

Seeing and hearing the Maidenhead bridges: Turner is not commemorated in drain covers.

If we can agree that a "good echo" needs about a quarter second (or more) to elapse between utterance are re-hearing, then we need to know that sound will travel a little over 281 feet in that time. Ergo, an obstacle 140 feet distant will produce, by reflection, a "good echo".

The "Sounding Arch" of Brunel's Maidenhead railway bridge

has a span of 128 feet, so we needn't be surprised that the echo is pretty good - hence its name. The bridge has an interesting history that is easy to find elsewhere, but is perhaps primarily famous for its depiction in Turner's impressionist picture Rain, Steam and Speed:

> Turner depicted the line when it was still broad gauge (obviously).

(Local spies report that a nearby bridge engineered contemporaneously has an equally good echo, but this cannot be so as its span is very much less).

Proximal to this fine bridge is an equally fine GvR wall box; and a drain cover that probably wasn't due to IKB.

Returning to Maidenhead, there was a grand view of the Bath Road vehicle bridge and a now unusual PO bicycle, outside a sub-PO.

It's possible the bicycle has moved but the bridges are probably still there.

Friday, 15 November 2013

The David Icke Songbook

The David Icke Songbook is, I believe, mercifully empty, but you should have seen Myk's reaction when I mentioned it.

On the other hand, Pagan Wanderer Lu's anthem to The Glen is surely one of the more powerful pieces of music ever recorded.

This wonderful piece is available as the unadvertised 9th "bonus" track of his album The Aberystwyth Cliff Railway Disaster 1902. (There was, of course, no such event -- it happened in 1911.)